Part 2: Heres Donny!
Update 2: Heres Donny!Time to get this show on the rural dirt road. Sadly, this update is mostly tutorial and (dull) exposition. But I whack a thing with a hoe so look forward to that.

I mean, after this save screen. You get 2 saves in Rune Factory. You might want to have a back up, because there is a game breaking, save corrupting bug in this game.
Im not making a great first impression here.



Our hero wanders into view.


Hes not feeling so hot.

Well, so much for that main character. Anyone have any backup names?

Thankfully, girl emerges from that nearby hut.

At least shes having fun.



She reenters and leaves the house.


Verge of starvation, but still healthy enough for a practice swing!




Dont just pour that shit on the ground! (I will do this probably 200 times in the game)



Theres an eating sound effect to distract you from them not putting a bread sprite here.






I know you all love this plot point.








Thats a dumb name. When I was younger I remember just taking off the last two letters and naming this man after a pasta sauce.

I will never escape Fire Emblem. The shadow of Wyverns hants me to this day.

HERES DONNY


Something about a desert and some weird dragon cult or some shit. (YOU BROUGHT THESE JOKES ON YOURSELVES)


The timeshare market is soaring in Kardia.




We are going to starve.



And we finally hit gameplay! So, the HP bar should be pretty self explanatory. RP (Rune Points) is sort of a Stamina Meter, performing any action consumes that. We can set the B and X buttons to various things, which is why theyre down there.

Exploring our start menu, we can check our stats and inventory here. None of this really matters yet. But yes, you can use the Hoe as a weapon.

You can also use the watering can. And its elemental.

The second tab houses our skills. Donnel sucks at everything.

The third tab means we have no friends.

This will be an overview of our farm, eventually, when its not complete garbage.

We can use the fifth tab to track how much garbage we shove in the shipping box.

The sixth tab is a shocking reveal that Mist does not give a shit about us.

And this last one is for key items. We have none yet. Now that thats out of the way

Here we are on the farm. It, uh, looks great.

One of her homes. She has two.





Thats not normal.

This wolfman in a nice coat represents the specter of gentrification in this poor community.




Combat is pretty wonky in this game. That square on the ground doesnt really represent where youre going to hit well, as I whiffed this hit.

Got im that time. The hoe can knock down enemies. You can also charge it up for a stronger hit. A lot of weapons share these properties, less shitty ones.

The soul flies off the screen, and Ive accidentally made progress tilling this soil. Speedrunners, take note.







Screenshot included to prove I didnt make that up.




PETA signs off on Rune Factory.


That was a hoe.



I really like to imagine an awkward pause here.




Holy shit Donnel let her finish a single paragraph.








I seem to recall that being the arrangement before the monster hoe battle.

Lets be honest, Donnel is destined to work this shitty field for the rest of his days.





Solid Snake is getting a run for his money.



Actual mental health care is still considered heresy in the world of Rune Factory.





So, all the basic farm tutorials sorta get shoved here. I shortened most of them a little bit, but Im including them, because the game explains things pretty well. If you dont want to read them, feel free to scroll down until I say Mechanics Chat is done now.
How do you plow the fields?



Well need to get all that random shit off the ground before we can start farming here. That means shoving most of it in our pockets.

How do you grow vegetables?


This is the big important thing. You make sorta 3x3 squares with each seed packet.




(I just wanted to include this shot for the two typos)

This is important.

This is generally good advice in real life too. This update has caused me to collapse twice already.
What are HP and RP?



Thats really all you need to know about this one. Pretty much ANYTHING decreases Rune Points. Run out, and you start using your HP instead. It is easy to watering can yourself to death in this game.



Youd go to the First Forest.


Mechanics Chat is done now.

Alright, nearly done here.



This is actually 9 seeds because of how the planting works. Nice!


Mist, you conceited asshole.

Donnel is only interested in that sweet EXP.

Mist loves grinding.


I went ahead and tilled the field in a 3x3 square here. I know theres an outlier there, but I was

Take out the seeds.

Do an 80s victory leap.

And weve got us a Radish Square!

As I try to water it I see that Mist only left one charge on the watering can. What an ass.

Time to resupply. (Note how my RP is decreasing fast. Its pretty limited early on.)

And thats it for the day. I wont go into this in such detail in the future, just wanted to show off the basic rotation.

Up north of the field is a whole lot of nothing. For now.

Time to explore our new house.

Well, its spacious, at least. The Donnel head on the top screen has also entered the house.

All we really have so far is the aforementioned bed, which ends the day, and the diary.


It saves the game. Not too surprising.
If we check the picture frame

How long have you been there?


This is a lie, since Nintendo Wi-Fi for the DS has been terminated.

Dont do this.

Screenshots? That sounds dumb.

Oh, we have this shelf too, but we dont have anything here yet. Apparently the omniscient text box knows we can fill it up with Ivan, though.

We have a whole town to explore now, but thats enough for one update. Join us next time while I hunt down a bunch of characters and have to make like 20 more portraits.